I am really, really freckled.
This is what happens to me when I spend a few glorious days in the sun.
However, there is a catch: sometimes the freckles gang up on me. They are no longer sprinkled on, they are smeared on. It is like someone connected all of the dots.
Normally, this isn't a problem.
However, I have a series of freckles that pop up on my upper lip.
Instead of looking like a sun-kissed princess, I now look like Tom Selleck.
So, there's that.