But guess what?! I was dead wrong.
Sometimes I love when that happens.
In honor of a new day with new promises, I have a list for you. Stand back.
1. I am wearing this shirt today. I am kind of in love with it. It is from Target, otherwise known as the Great Vortex of Everything I Never Knew I Needed.
2.Tonight, I am going to try out Justin Timberlake's restaurant, Southern Hospitality, with my girl Sara. I cannot tell you how excited I am for some brisket and ribs. You got to hand it to JT for bringing sexy back to the wet towelette.
3. I ate chips for dinner last night followed by an ice cream sundae. Sometimes you just need to.
4. Yesterday, after I had spent 20 minutes talking to my boss, I discovered a piece of broccoli resting gently in the folds of my turtleneck. Will the awkwardness ever end?
5. This boy. I just can't handle it.
Since when did he turn 24 and start coming his hair like Miami Vice?
On that hairy note, Happy Friday to you.