I may or may not have bought my very own box of chocolates last night and then proceeded to eat most of them.
I may or may not have been a senior in high school 15 years ago.
I may or may not be freaking out by that last sentence.
I may or may not have put on my work-out clothes for the last three days yet did not work out once.
I may or may not have eaten an apple with a worm in it.
I may or may not have gotten really excited when I saw the Backstreet Boys on the Old Navy commercial (although I may or may not have been a bigger *NSYNC fan).
I may or may not wish I could be Carol Burnett.
I may or may not...
...wish I could play the electric banjo.
...wish I could run the hurdles and not fall flat on my face.
...wish I could host Saturday Night Live and be the musical guest (with my electric banjo) all on the same night.
I may or may not want to have triplets someday.
I may or may not wish that I could eat cold peach cobbler for breakfast every morning.
I may or may not wish that I could learn how to put on green eyeliner without looking like a muppet.
I may or may not be really, really glad that it is Friday.
Nope, I know that one.
I am really, really glad it is Friday.