So, I got bangs.
For all the men out there who read this blog, you probably do not understand the epic decision it was to get them. They have the ability to make you sing for joy or weep for the future. They can completely change your look, for better or for worse.
On the hair scale of importance, bangs are a 9.5, right up there with your ability to avoid a spiral perm.
Bangs are a big, friggin' deal.
And so far, I am a fan.