Six Going On Twenty-Six

Behold, the following conversation occurred between me and my darling six year old nephew:

Me: "Hey Noah, what would you like for a snack?"

Noah: "I don't know."

Me: "Would you like some strawberries and goldfish? Or a fruit strip?"

Noah: "Nope."

Me: "Do you want me to make you some cookies?"

Noah: "Nope."

Me: "Well, then what do you want, buddy?"

Noah: "Sarah, all I want is a string cheese and a cup of coffee."

Well then. Of course you do.