Today was one of those days that started with bacon and ended with brownies. In other words, I reached culinary perfection.
Today was one of those days when it actually felt good to work out.
(Sorry, that must have been a typo.)
Today was one of those days that I listened to a song from Boyz II Men and it made me think of my 7th grade boyfriend who I dated for approximately 38 hours. I totally had game in 7th grade.
Today was one of those days when I could not stop talking. You're welcome, colleagues.
Today was one of those days that I was able to find and actually pluck that stray gray hair. Take that, sucka. I am coming after your friends tomorrow.
Today was one of those days that I used a horse analogy as a way to explain fundraising development. Trust me, it seemed right at the time.
Today was one of those days when I didn't have enough time to get it all done. But sometimes you just have to make Netflix a priority.
Today was one of those days when my sister texted me quotes from Napoleon Dynamite and it seemed completely normal to me. And it made me want tater tots.
Let's hope tomorrow is just like today, except make my brownie a double.