Tuesday, September 13, 2011

So Many Kinds of Wrong

Dear Claire,

Wedding planning is a lot of work. I am seeing that first-hand. But in an effort to make this as easy as possible, I am giving you a few examples of what NOT to make me wear:


I am not Lady Liberty.


Cats make me gag. 



Antlers are not my best look.



I don't do bows. Or lip rings.



I have no desire to be a beer wench.




I don't want to frighten children.

Thank you for understanding, little sis.

Love,
Your favorite MOH

5 comments:

  1. Hilarious!! You make me laugh, Sarah!!

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  2. Oh I know. These dresses are scary!! Can you believe they are actual bridesmaids dresses?! Just say no, Claire.

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  3. I'm voting for Lady Liberty : ) - Tirzah

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