Today I went over to my darling friend Melissa's house for a diet coke and chat and she introduced me to something that could very well revolutionize my snacking habits from here on out. Are you ready for this:
That's right, you heard me. They are phenomenal. You should try them immediately. And you should also get a very cool friend named Melissa because they introduce you to things that rock your world and make you re-think food combinations.
Speaking of food combinations, I picked fresh basil tonight from my very own basil plant and combined it with olive oil, fresh parmesan cheese, salt, pepper and whole wheat linguine. I need you to understand the significance of this because I cannot keep anything alive, let alone a plant that is actually edible. I'm practically a farmer now.
On another note, I don't like those Allstate commercials with the guy who symbolizes "mayhem." They disturb me and I think they should be banished forever.
Now I need another M&M. They are my therapy.