Unfortunately Freckled

I am really, really freckled.

This is what happens to me when I spend a few glorious days in the sun.

However, there is a catch: sometimes the freckles gang up on me. They are no longer sprinkled on, they are smeared on. It is like someone connected all of the dots.

Normally, this isn't a problem.

However, I have a series of freckles that pop up on my upper lip.

Instead of looking like a sun-kissed princess, I now look like Tom Selleck.

So, there's that.