Family Photo Shoot: Father and Son

The next set of pictures highlight two of my most favorite people: Ferris Bueller and his offspring.

As you can see, they are a special twosome, full of love and laughter and mischief.

But let's be honest, they are also very weird.

Which means I am related to 'very weird.'

And we wonder why I am single.

Without further ado...

Exhibit B: Father and Son

Things started off great.

They were happy and smiley and normal.

And then...well...

...things began to head south.

Very south.

As in you-might-want-to-count-how-many-toes-you-have south.

What exactly are they thinking  right now?

Sam looks like he ate a bad bean burrito and Noah looks like a jack-o-lantern.

Not normal.

I am questioning my genetics.

I give up.