So Many Kinds of Wrong

Dear Claire,

Wedding planning is a lot of work. I am seeing that first-hand. But in an effort to make this as easy as possible, I am giving you a few examples of what NOT to make me wear:

I am not Lady Liberty.

Cats make me gag. 

Antlers are not my best look.

I don't do bows. Or lip rings.

I have no desire to be a beer wench.

I don't want to frighten children.

Thank you for understanding, little sis.

Love,

Your favorite MOH